Testing how ‘dirty’ the mind of a friend or a loved one can be very fun especially with dirty riddles. It can be really entertaining for young couples and I mean young adults or even teenagers. Which of you on this page can tell me he/she didn’t like ‘such talks‘ or never engaged in such discussions when you were teenagers? I know they (teenagers) are here. Never mind, dirty riddles like any other riddles are just for fun. Please share when you find them interesting.
Because overall user-experience on RytHere matters a lot to us, we’ve divided the riddles into groups of ten. It does not follow any unique order. And also, clicking on any of the riddles will enable you to conveniently share on Twitter. Come on and get started with these super-dirty riddles and their super-descent answers. You might also wanna check this out: funny riddles.
Dirty riddles 1
- What (three) 3 letter word can turn a girl into a woman?
- What four letter word that ends in “k” means the same as intercourse?
- What goes in dry and hard but comes out soft and wet?
- Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
- What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
- You play with it at night in bed. you’re not allowed to fiddle with it work. Only very special people are allowed to touch it. What is it?
- What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
- What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?
- What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
- What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
- A sponge
- A ring
- A toothbrush
- A smartphone
- A cucumber
- Her voice
- An elevator
Dirty riddles 2
- I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
- What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?
- Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
- What does a dog do that you can step into?
- What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is really popular in the movie industry?
- What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
- It’s fun to do but you hate knowing your parents do it too. What is it?
- What four letter word ends in “it” and can be found at the bottom of bird cages?
- Every man has one. Some are big, some are small. It feels great when you blow it, but it drips if you aren’t careful. What is it?
- What word starts with “c” and ends with “t” and is synonymous with pussy?
- A dentist
- A last name
- A fork
- A nose
Dirty riddles 3
- What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
- What does a man have that gets bigger if it’s properly stimulated?
- What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
- What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?
- It involves a bed. Some people prefer it on top, while others prefer it on the bottom. What is it?
- I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am I?
- What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
- I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
- I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
- A Seatbelt
- The pupil of his eye
- A bunk bed
- A coconut
- A coconut