Best of cute and funny pick-up lines that can get you any girl: Whether you realize it or not, pick-up lines are crucial to the circle of life. They are amazing to use in chats and especially to start a conversation with a new person (a girl you wanna hook up). Girls wanna hear sweet things in their ears. They love themselves, they want to be complimented, and if you could say fun, lovely, cute words to them, you’ve already won 50% of their heart. And one proven way to do this is by using some clever pick-up lines.
The use of pick-up lines when flirting with girls is called verbal flirting. The following are 200 cute and funny pick-up lines you can use in your flirting endeavors with girls.
Funny Pick-Up Lines 1
- My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U
- Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me eggcited.
- Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
- Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
- I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
- Are you from Mexico because I think you’re the Juan for me!
- Are you related to Yoda because yodalicious!
- Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing!
- Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
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Cute Pick-Up Lines 1
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!
- If you were a potato you’d be a sweet one.
- Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
- Are you a volcano? Because I lava you
- I’d never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
- Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?
- Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
- Wanna grab a coffee because i like you a latte!
Funny Pick-Up Lines 2
- Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
- Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
- You look ill. You must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin ME.
- Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
- Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a meltdown.
- Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
- You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
- Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
- You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
- Are you harembes enclosure? Cause I’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Cute Pick-Up Lines 2
- Your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?
- Are you netflix? Because i could watch you for hours.
- Are you the ocean? Cuz baby I want to swim in you all day
- Do you know if there are any police around? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.
- Are you the sun? Because you’re so beautiful it’s blinding me.
- Roses are red and violets are blue there’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
- You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
- I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
- Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
- Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Funny Pick-Up Lines 3
- Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
- Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
- Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
- If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
- Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
- Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!
- You are almost as hot as my mom.
- How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
- Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
- You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 3
- Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
- Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
- Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
- You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
- Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
- Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
- Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
Funny Pick-Up Lines 4
- I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
- You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
- I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
- My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
- Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 4
- If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
- I should call you Google because you have everything I’m looking for.
- You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
- Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
- Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
- I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
- Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
- I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
- Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
- Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
Funny Pick-Up Lines 5
- Go between two black girls and say “Let’s make an Orio!”
- Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- I’m in a Boyband called Wrong Direction.
- Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
- You’re like my own personal brand of heroin.
- Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
- You MUST have a nice personality.
- You say, “So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship?” The reply, “No”. You respond, “Well then, let’s go to my place and I’ll tell you all about it.”
Cute Pick-Up Lines 5
- The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
- Your so cute its distracting
- Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
- You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
- I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
- You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
- I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
- I don’t really believe in love at first sight until I saw you.
- There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
- Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favorite.
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Funny Pick-Up Lines 6
- You should stop drinking! (Why?) Because you are driving me home.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
- You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
- You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
- Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
- What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
- What size shoe you wear baby girl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
- What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
- What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 6
- I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
- If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
- Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
- My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
- You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
- I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart.
- Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
- You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
Funny Pick-Up Lines 7
- Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
- Will you be my girlfriend? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
- With great penis, comes great responsibility.
- With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super-children!
- Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
- What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
- Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
Cute Pick-Up Lines 7
- You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
- You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
- When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
- When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
- I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
- If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
- I want to be your teardrop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Funny Pick-Up Lines 8
- WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
- Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
- Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
- On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
- Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
- Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 8
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
- I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
- I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you tonight?
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
- I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
- If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
- Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
- As she’s leaving… Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Funny Pick-Up Lines 9
- Save water, shower with a friend!
- I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
- My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
- Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
- Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
- Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
- I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
- I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 9
- Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- (As she is leaving) Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
- (Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
- Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
- It is not a great quantity of love that I need but a constant supply of your heart.
- I wish my pillow was as huggable as you.
- I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
- It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Funny Pick-Up Lines 10
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
- If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
- If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
- I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
Cute Pick-Up Lines 10
- If I had to choose between breathing and loving you… I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.”
- (On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today…all the blue is in your eyes.
- Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
- Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea.
- If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you’d see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.
- How does it feel? she asks what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky.
- You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else gets her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
- I’ll put a teardrop in the ocean. When you find it is when I’ll stop loving you.
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